* Nutella and bands got me here *
~Im Gunna Light Up This Place And Die In Beautiful Stars Tonight~
i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point
wait if eve ate the apple then why the fuck is it called an adam’s apple
because she ate the apple, and then convinced adam to eat the apple as well so that she wouldn’t be alone, but the piece he bit off got stuck in his throat.
It got stuck because at the exact moment he was swallowing, God jumped out from behind a bush like
“WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!”
i hate being older because now i have to bring my own crayons to restaurants
"ARE WE REALLY HITTING ON EACH OTHER RIGHT NOW OR ARE WE KIDDING?!!" The Musical.
i wish i was a hot 5sos fan like why can’t i be beautiful fuck i wish i had pretty blue eyes and blond hair and i wish i was skinny with a cute laugh and i wish i had friends basically i wish i was niall